Once upon a chilly afternoon in a giant Scottish castle, there lived a very extra queen named Mary. She was smart, dramatic, and her dresses were so big she needed three people just to help her turn around without knocking over a table. Mary was called “Queen of Scots,” which sounds super cool. However actually, she spent most of her time dealing with cranky nobles, backstabbing friends, and a whole bunch of royal drama.  

Basically, Mary had opps, a LOT of them. First, there were the nobles who acted nice but secretly wanted her job. Then there were the snobby lords who thought they were smarter than her, they weren’t. And of course, the biggest opp of all her cousin Elizabeth, Queen of England.  

Mary and Elizabeth were like two queens fighting over the same sparkly tiara. They sent each other sassy letters back and fourth. One of Mary’s letters said: Dearest Cousin, stop trying to steal my crown or I’ll scream. Love, Mary. Elizabeth replied: Dear Mary, lol good luck. P.S. Your dress looks like a tent.  

Eventually, Mary’s life got too dramatic. People betrayed her. she got locked up. All Elizabeth had to say was like “Sorry not sorry.” In the end, Mary’s royal group chat was full of snakes. Still, Mary never stopped trying to be that girl, bold, fabulous, and unbothered. Even when everything went wrong, she stayed slaying  

So.. yeah, Mary might have had a rough time, but she definitely earned her title, Mary, Queen of Opps